Dr Martin Clegg (Source: Ten's Offspring website)
Who would have thought that the eccentric Dr Martin Clegg from Offspring would save my mobile phone? Well, in a curious way, he did. Let me explain ...
Friday was a great day food-wise. I had lunch at the Cajun Kitchen in Elizabeth Street, where I had wanted to go for ages:
I tried the pulled pork po' boy ($10.50):
This was huge - bread roll, filled to the brim with spicy pulled pork, with lettuce, pickle, tomato, onion, coleslaw and mayo. The bread roll was not as good as it might be (the ones at Roll'd are better), but I could not fault the filling. The only thing is that as a personal preference, I would have liked less mayo, as it left a greasy taste and texture in my mouth all afternoon. The staff were friendly, and service was reasonably fast - but it seemed to be faster if you had take-out rather than eating in.
After work, I caught up with Tim for drinks at our fave, Zuffas, in Little Collins Street - only to find out it was last drinks at Zuffas forever. Their lease is expiring, so we will have to find ourselves a new watering hole. We liked Zuffas because it was reasonably quiet and we could always get in.
We then went on to Diksteins in Little Collins Street for their excellent $10 pizzas. We had the pork and pear:
and pumpkin, spinach and gorgonzola:
Both pizzas were delish, but the pumpkin one with its sweet roasted pumpkin, crunchy almonds and sharp gorgonzola was my favourite.
In taking these photos, my problems began - although I didn't know it at the time. You see, when putting my phone camera away (or so I thought), I must have missed my handbag and the phone fell to the floor under the table. Blissfully unaware of that fact, Tim and I trundled off to Lindt in Collins Street for a coffee and a macaron. I was regaling Tim with details of this week's episode of Offspring, and couldn't resist reciting a pearl of wisdom from Dr Martin Clegg, on Dr Patrick expressing surprise that he also had a law degree:
"Everybody's got a law degree these days; they're like iPods."
This tickled my fancy because I am a lawyer - or perhaps I just have an odd sense of humour. So what has this got to do with my phone? After reciting this quote from Clegg, I wanted to find a Youtube clip of his voice for Tim, because actor Lachy Hulme (Clegg's alter ego) gives Martin Clegg the most peculiar accent for comedic effect. That was when I realised - my mobile phone was not in my handbag!!!!
Luckily, I knew exactly where I had the phone last, so I sculled my coffee (it wasn't hot so that was easy), and Tim and I flew back to Diksteins, with me not being very hopeful that my phone would still be there. However, it was my lucky day, and my phone was on the floor against a wall under the table where we had sat, and the same ladies who took our table when we left were still there. You could not wipe the smile off my dial when I found that my phone was still there. Phew!
Sooo ... I only realised I had lost my phone so quickly because of Dr Martin Clegg. I will therefore be eternally grateful to the fictitious Dr Clegg.
Have a great weekend.
Diksteins Corner Bar